Saturday, December 13, 2008

Star Trek: Generations

Horrible dialogue, bad music, cheap sets, and generally a fanboy hand-job of the worst order.  I didn't pay no 6 bucks to see Captain Kirk ride no goddamm ponies.  And they killed the ship.  I want to write more but I have a fever of 103873321.2 F and I can't think coherently enough for a more witty or detailed analysis.  It just plain sucked donkey.  

We wanted to see Data get emotions since the series began, and when he does... he becomes an annoying little skidmark.  

The Enterprise is destroyed by OF ALL characters, lhursa and B'tor the Klingon sisters who were minor characters to begin with.  Captain Kirk dies from a fall?  His last words?  "It was fun... Oh boy."  That's F(#*ing deep.

Now, onto ST:FC!

- "I think I speak for everyone, Captain, when I say, To hell with our orders"
-Data

"GAG" - Me  

More later.


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