Saturday, December 13, 2008

Star Trek: First Contact

Picard has Borg ESP!  Data gets an evil cyborg girlfriend!  Counselor Troi gets shit faced!  And many more reasons you should rip out your eyeballs and mail them to Rick Berman/ Brannon Braga BEFORE YOU SEE THIS FILM.  

The writing was on par with something James Cameron would have come up with.  Hey, Brannon, "assimilate THIS!"  


It could have been good, but it was not. The evil queen gave Data a borgasm. Yucks. My fevered brain wont let me go into too much detail.

No comments: